The HospoVet has fingered through his black book and secured an unsanctioned, exclusive interview with the Premier of Victoria.
HV: Premier, how do you think things are going?
DD: Not well. We are in an unprecedented crisis. We have had an awful string of bad luck and now we have to fight back.
HV: What do you mean by bad luck?
DD: Well, the virus has proven to be a formidable opposition. We had it nailed, but somehow it has reared it's ugly head.
DD: Yes, it seems Victorians have failed to take my warnings seriously. This is a direct result of people flaunting government policy.
HV: People or Security Guards?
DD: Security Guards are people you know.
HV: Sure, but did these people adequately quarantine the 'other' people of Victoria?
DD: Let's be clear. The people that you talk about, are the same people that I talk about.
HV: I'm not following.
DD: Let me be clear. Following, is not my highest priority right now.
HV: Dan, are we any chance of getting through this with you?
DD: I'm not following.
HV: Thanks for your time.
DD: It sounds like you are making fun of me.
HV: No, not at all.
DD: I have John Setka on the phone right now. He wants a word.
HV: Ah, no thanks. Thanks for your time.